How many Freudian analysts does it take to change...
johnfenixaran: Two. One to change it, and the other to hold the penis. LADDER. I MEANT LADDER.
I'm glad it's almost April because earlier this...
davidstrider: imagine tribute deaths in the hunger games being represented by mmm whatcha say instead of cannon shots
Kate McKinnon will join the cast of SNL |... →
avocadosalad: Holy shit you guys! An out lesbian is going to be an SNL cast member. This is a big fucking deal.
agronsy: marlak: Steve Carell watches & reacts to Rachel saying “yes” Still funny.
Remember that time Lea and Dianna moved in...
postmodernismruinedme: theperksofbeingaroxi: Remember kids, you can always find someone in porn that looks like your favorite celebrity if you try hard enough. The weirdest compliment I ever got was once leaving a party and a friend hugged me and said, “I will find a porn star in your image.”
Jennifer Lawrence and first impressions:
Woody Harrelson: I was on my bus, and on my bus I have a yoga swing. Jennifer comes on, and she goes, 'Hi, Woody, I'm J—is that a sex swing?' Her first sentence to me.
Josh Hutcherson: When I got cast, she called me up for one of those five-minute 'Excited to work with you, blah, blah, blah' things. The conversation started with her saying, 'Think about a catheter going in – ouch!' and then turns into a 45-minute rant about zombies and the apocalypse.
Zoë Kravitz: I'd met her a few times, and she was like, 'You should come over and we'll hang out.' So I go over to her apartment, and she opens the door in a towel. She's like, 'Come in, sorry, you're early, I was about to shower.' And she drops her towel and gets in the shower, and starts shaving her legs, totally naked. She was like, 'Are we here yet? Is this OK?' And I was like, 'I guess we're there!'
loveshacks: BY THE WAY, FUCK YOU GLEE AND FUCK THE FACT THAT YOU KEEP COVERING THIS MEDIOCRE, BLAND ASS BRITISH BOY BANDS WHEN YOU HAVE YET TO COVER A SINGLE SPICE GIRLS OR GIRLS ALOUD SONG FUCK YOU
Ever since puberty, ever since I was 11 or 12, I’ve had cyclical depression....– Rachel Maddow on depression (via nprfreshair) YES THIS IS THE BEST THING TO EVER HAVE HAPPEN TO ME (via anedumacation) This is me, kind of. I’m fast running out of steam and I kind of want to curl up into a ball and sleep. For weeks. (via barefootwarriorqueen)
*Hears noises at night*: Well this is it this is the end for me I had a good life
*Gets shampoo in my eyes*: I guess I'm blind now how am I going to go on holy shit
*Heart is beating fast*: I think I am having a heart attack is this what cardiac arrest is
*A cop walks by*: Here I go about to get arrested I probably murdered someone I'm sure they know about when I smoked that one time
*Taking a test*: Don't take your eyes off of this paper you will get caught cheating and get kicked out of school
*Gets a sunburn*: Skin cancer