MPs denounce motion to study when life begins →
postmodernismruinedme: That’s right. Even the Conservatives voted this down.
After getting a haircut
thewisepickle: Expectation: Reality: Follow the wise pickle for more.
The Catcher in the Rye
glynnnimron: quicksummary: A privileged white kid constantly bitches about the world and everyone around him, despite having a life lots of people would kill for. (did-hitler-like-cats) This is also the premise of Tumblr
i’m one of those unsocial people who’s only emails are fanfiction updates and penis enlargement pill offers
genuinelycornflakes: shavingryansprivates: iamsexualhealing: literallysame: how to make an egg salad sandwich seriously, what a waste of food. that was probably the most pointless thing i have seen all week. im ashamed. how the fuck did you manage to get offended by a video of someone smashing a sandwich