July 2012
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Something sticky that won't blow off:... →
professorspork:
ladyfederer:
itscandidlycara:
yo America listen up
if we ever get the summer Olympics again here’s whats going down
80 foot tall American presidents fighting 80 foot tall Stan Lee villains
i’m talking Abe Lincoln taking down Loki in hand to hand combat
…
Call me maybe starts playing on the radio
me: oh my god not again
me:
me: I THREW A WISH IN THE WELL DON'T ASK ME I'LL NEVER TELL
dicksoclock:
oh god so earlier today my dad and i came back from grocery shopping and we were putting everything away and he pulls my a box of my tampons out of the bag and turns to me and says
“where do these go?”
and there was kind of this awkward moment of silence before i went “…my vagina”
and then he kind of just fell over and nearly cried
and was like “WHICH CUPBOARD ASDGHJ”
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lickinglucifer:
truckzilla:
imagine a virus which posts all the fanfic you’ve ever read to your facebook
fuckeli:
plot twist: the queen locks everyone in the stadium and shouts “happy hunger games”
jay-z-r-us:
tumblr is great because I know the plot of at least ten different tv series without ever having seen an episode
“I met my wife at a Star Trek convention. She was study abroad from France and...”
– Hear more tales of nerdery in this week’s Pwn Up! (via dorkly)
